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The Landlocked Somox

The Landlocked Somox

ALERT: The Somox has gone airborne. Symptoms include HDPV lenses that infect your world with enhanced contrast and brighter colors, or Photochromic lenses that mutate to match changing light. Victims report a No Slip Grip™ that latches onto your face, and a lightweight durable frame. Warning: Prolonged exposure may lead to 900s. Please use irresponsibly.

$28.01

Original: $80.03

-65%
The Landlocked Somox—

$80.03

$28.01

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ALERT: The Somox has gone airborne. Symptoms include HDPV lenses that infect your world with enhanced contrast and brighter colors, or Photochromic lenses that mutate to match changing light. Victims report a No Slip Grip™ that latches onto your face, and a lightweight durable frame. Warning: Prolonged exposure may lead to 900s. Please use irresponsibly.

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